Move over Jack Skellington here comes The Sliding Nurse (read: Suster Ngesot)

Have you heard the news about a girl who wanted to play a prank on her friend? So she dressed as Suster ngesot and tried to scare her friend. While maybe her dress and her act was so unbelievably real, she received an early Christmas present from the security guard which was a beautiful kick in her face. here's for the  news: http://bandung.detik.com/read/2011/12/11/202807/1788499/486/satpam-apartemen-galeri-ciumbuleuit-tendang-suster-ngesot

source: picture.

These are my opinions:

Girl, the only thing that you need to do was to do was to tell the security guard that there would be a prank happening and gave the description to the security guard. I think they wouldn't mind helping you if you had informed them. Geez, just because you owned a unit there doesn't mean that you can do whatever you want there

In her BLOG she tried to justify herself by choosing the lift barang so that it didn't disturb other tenants. Er... girl as far as I know some people used the lift barang regardless the presence of the tenant's lift. What happen if there's old people with a heart condition and if he/ she happened to be in the same lift. 

I'll discuss about her conclusions. 

1. Mengapa pihak apartment tidak berterus terang saat memberikan info ke Mamah saya di Jakarta , pada pagi hari sampai siang hari tersebut. Mengapa mereka memberikan berita  bahwa saya(Mega) melakukan hal yang meresahkan warga apartment?! Kenapa pihak apartment tidak memberitahu dan menutupi bahwa telah terjadi tindakan kekerasan tersebut.

Q: Is there any obligation from the management to tell her parent's that they managed to sort of prevent an act that was seemed as an act that may bring inconvenience to other tenant s(the least) or an act that threatens other tenants (the worst), was carried out by their daughters. Did she have sort of agreement with the management if I kissed the security guard's sole (read: there's anything happen to her) due to her thoughtless act please inform her parents.

2. Saya baru satu kali melakukan hal tersebut dan saya melakukan itu karena sebuah settingan saya dan teman – teman saya. Jadi sebelumnya yang berada di dalam lift dan luar lift itu ialah teman” saya yang sebelumnya sudah tahu terlebih dahulu kecuali satu orang yang akan kita berikan surprise.

Q: Yeah amateur, that's why you got yourself a very early Christmas present. Have you ensured that there'll be no other people in the lift that were not informed of the prank like the security guard. Why not do it in your own unit instead of taking place in the what's considered public area.

3. Mengapa satpam tidak datang kepada saya sampai saat ini, salah atau tidak bersalah pun sudah seharusnya Satpam itu datang kepada saya. Hanya sekedar berbicara tidak ada salahnya kan? Dan tidak ada yang perlu di takuti dan di tutupi ketika kita tidak  merasa bersalah.

Q: Why does he need to spend time chit chatting with you when you're the one partly to be blamed for and you jeopardized his career. Whether he's innocent or not, which depends on the court, he has the right to meet you or not, Dear. 

4. Dan pelajaran yang terpenting ialah “ MORAL DUTY REQUIRES ME TO CALL THE ATTENTION OF PUBLIC”

*Mengapa ? karena etika dan moral itu mencerminkan bangsa yang baik. Jangan sampai dengan kejadian seperti ini mencoreng hal tersebut. Pertanggung jawaban itu penting, dan kepatuhan hukum ialah salah satu syarat utama.

*Mengapa ? Jangan sampai sebuah institusi di cap seseorang yang emotional akan tugasnya, jangan samapi ke arogansian menjadi lambang sebuah institusi tersebut.

*Mengapa? Siapapun saya atau siapapun yang di perlakukan hal seperti ini, tidak pantas mendapatkan kekerasan seperti ini.

Mau siapapun korbannya, apapun korbannya, penghuni apartment atau bukan. Satpam tidak berhak bertindak kasar seperti itu.

Q: Don't be a drama queen and don't further embarass yourself in front of public. Are you an expert of ethics and morality? judging from your statements and immaturity, I still doubt about your ethics and morality. The security guard acted that way as a reflex to ensure the safety of the residents in the area  and there was a prior incident with the same MO. If I was the referee I would give the security guard a yellow card and you a red card.

Here is the video, judge yourself:




XOXO


Teddy Bear

Movie Review Arisan2

I'm sorry but the last thing i want to spend my money on is Indonesian movie. I may sound like a snob, but considering the theme of Indonesian movies most likely revolve either cheapskate soft porn or horror (believe or not our local ghosts/spirits or whatever-you-called have evolved e.g "pocong ngesot", "arwah kuntilanak duyung" Yoohoo! Disney or Pixar maybe you can come to Indo for collaboration of Cartoon/Horror/Cheapskate Soft Porn movie called "the kinky little kuntilanak mermaid"),  or combination of both; I might as well gamble my money watching unknown foreign movies. Yes there are several outstanding Indonesian movies worth-watching like Garuda di Dadaku, Laskar Pelangi, etc. Blame it on my fluffy cotton/feather/dacron combination fillings of my head, I'd rather watch Indonesian movies on local channel if I still remember to switch channel while waiting for addictive series.

 

Ok so I was brought to watch the sequel of arisan! i.e. arisan!2 not to be confused with the kinky Arisan Brondong! (which is the bad example of Indonesian movie and No I didn't watch this movie)

I had watched the 1st arisan! movie. It was quite refreshing in a sense there was no other movie that brought up this socialite-type of movie in Indonesia. plus with a ground-breaking gay theme lol. So in the sequel of this movie, Nia Dinata brought up the importance of image in Indonesian society especially in the upper class society in this case. But that's only the surface beneath that there're other much more complicated matter and yes Kinkiness. What we considered twisted is not uncommon in our society. You can read Moammar Emka's Jakarta Undercover for reference how bizzare Jakarta can be. But sometimes I doubted how real the conditions written in his books. I mean he can just fabricate some stories just to make his books more interesting.

The overall story personally is not as exciting as the first one, but as Nia was still able to bring up some hush-hush topic in such a way it deserved my time and money.

Some points about this movie:

 

The gay brondong (played by Rio Dewanto) managed to steal the spotlight. However, his version of effeminate guy is not very convincing. In reality it's very hard to imagine this kind of trait in the gay context. it's like he's holding back. But like many brondong who likes to tweet here and there, take pictures whenever they can and then tweet it, his role is entertaining in a way.
 

Sarah Sechan, who's one of my favorite celebrities due to her wittiness, played dr Joy. Yes... she owned her part and created a personality for dr Joy. I'm expecting her witty remark when she played dr Joy but it wasn't there. Her acting is better than her role in Madame X.
 

Of all the senior actor available why did Nia have to choose Pong Hardjatmo? It's like he's playing the role of Om Gery half-heartedly. I can sense disgust radiating from him while acting. I thought Tio Pakusadewo would be better playing Om gery
 

dr Tom, played by Edward Gunawan. After spending some time in Singapore and lastly in United States I was expecting some hot heavy American accent for his role, but there was none. It's like this awkward accent that came out. But it's still not as painful as the mix indonesian-english with the prominent trilling  spoken by the socialites.
 

There's this threesome scene between Molly, Meimei, and dr Tom. It was beyond absurd. What the heck was that? what's their relationship? though Meimei did mention that the two are her friends

I remembered when Meimei went to Vesak celebration in Borobudur, Sakti mentioned that she's following something newage. Hello!!! since when Buddhism is a part of newage thingy. I agree if he's referring to her treatment in the island is considered newage, but not to Buddhism.

 

Dear Nia, of all the available hairstyle why do you have to choose Poni Lempar or maybe curtain hairstyle, which is a big turn off, for Tora. You don't have to pick this hairtyle in order to show how flamboyant Sakti can be.

that's all for today
XOXO

Teddy Bear

PRONUNCIATION

OH my God have you heard this Indo's relatively new song titled "MAGIC"
It Just irritates me how they pronounce the word "MAGIC" through out their song. What the lead singer enunciate is MEIJIK. it's so FTW. Is this band sponsored by a pharmaceutical company who produces Troches yes It's MEIJI? Did they give you the famous antiseptic sweets so that you can mention the company's name through out the song?

Puhlease if you want to sing about song using foreign word. Get it right!!! I know maybe you don't have enough English lesson during your school time but still this is a basic word! M-A-G-I-C its not pronounces as [mei-jik], it's [maj-ik]
It's killing me just to know that you don't know  how to pronounce this simple word. You don't have to watch Harry Potter just to hear the correct pronunciation of this word. I'll sue you for assaulting my ear due to your stupidity.

And one more thing. This is for the radio announcer who doesn't know how to pronounce the word GENRE [zhahn-ruh]. If you think that you're a radio announcer and you still enunciate this noun like [jen-re] please resign and take more intense English course or let a primary school child teach you, I bet children nowadays are more proficient in English than you are. Your confidence in pronouncing the wrong way just show how Stupid and persistent you are. Please don't claim that you're working let alone interested in music industry without knowing how to enunciate this word properly.


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Teddy Bear

How motorcycle works in decreasing number of population!

Since our country has problems with population control, our government comes up with a brilliant idea: Motorcycle.

Yes Motorcycle

How the mechanism of motorcycle works in curbing our population.
1. Motorcycle is one of the unsafest mode of transportation available.  Motorcycle works as the bringer of the accident, actually it's not the fault of the motorcycle but the motorcyclist himself. So yeah by having more motorcyles available on the road, not only it chokes up the traffic, it increases the risk of accidents. Don't we love it. We know how motorcyclist ride their vehicles, LIKE MOTORCYCLIST FROM HELL! they diregard the signs, taking opposite lanes and etc. So with those characteristics, voila! we have more accidents happening. By having more accidents, we have more casualties, furthermore if they died it just helps with the number of our population.

 
See how increasing motorcycles contributes to the chance of decreasing our population :)

2. In case you don't know, our motorcyclist spend more time on the road than anybody else. Guess what by spending more time riding those motorcycle, they're producing worse SPERMS. yes ladies and gentlemen, lower quality and quantity of SPERMS. The heat from the machine is simply bad for the sperms. That's why by having lower quality and quantity of sperm, the chances of fertilization is lower hence lower birth and therefore our target of decreasing number of population works. YAY!

Notes from an sarcastic and angry teddy bear towards simply imbecile motorcyclists

XOXO

Teddy Bear

Introduction

Er... Ok this is my first blog and my first post. by the way There will be no specific theme on this blog, just my rant and complaing on random stuff. You're welcome to give constructive critiques

xoxo

Teddy Bear