Tawuran

You can consider some (Not ALL) Indonesian male high school students are somewhat excessively "macho". Why is that so? Pick one or more the following choices:

A. Hot bodies

B. Leather & Bike

C. Gentleman

D. Athletic

E. Intelligent

The answer is none of the above. I don't know but to me the word that describe them is Coward. Many of those what-so-called student prefer to engage in unrecognized-by-any-sports-official-and-adrenaline-pumping extracurricular activity called Tawuran. As defined in Wikipedia as "a form of customary street fighting between gangs of school students in urban Indonesia." Isn't it fascinating that wikipedia waste a page on such trivial matter? 

Students should be competitive but not in a destructive manner. So usually tawuran start from a minor incident (mocking each other, staring, etc) which may happen to individuals or a small group and to solve the issue they need to squeeze the last drop of testosterone in their body by ranting to their friends. Having "uber high" level of solidarity they fight the so-called enemy. Then the enemy will seek revenge and thus the cycle continues. They prefer to solve issues by reenacting war complete with weapons (from sharp objects till modified belt). 

This is not a scene from Happy Feet 3 Nor Step Up 10

Hello Warrior!

So after displaying some "macho" behaviour this is what they do Best

Wait up Guys! You haven't Take a Bow! Gosh Rihanna won't be happy hearing this

When caughty by the authority

Students should be competitive but not in a destructive manner. So usually tawuran start from a minor incident (mocking each other, staring, etc) which may happen to individuals or a small group and to solve the issue they need to squeeze the last drop of testosterone in their body by ranting to their friends. Having "uber high" level of solidarity they fight the so-called enemy. Then the enemy will seek revenge and thus the cycle continues. They prefer to solve issues by reenacting war complete with weapons (from sharp objects till modified belt). 

When they think they're like this

When they are actually like this minus the cuteness

Meanwhile Ministry of Youth and Sports is trying to curb tawuran by asking the International Olympic Committee to use human target in the Throwing Event so that these hooligans can contribute in something. Wait a minute, there's incoming news. It seems that this won't be happening anytime soon as the current Minister who overlooks youths and sports is preoccupied with memorizing Indonesia's National Anthem so that he won't embarass himself in the future.

And the most nationalist award goes to....

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The Street Gang

Nb: this is not a generalization of all Indonesian students. and some parts of this text are meant to be  jokes.

XOXO

Teddy Bear