PRONUNCIATION

OH my God have you heard this Indo's relatively new song titled "MAGIC"
It Just irritates me how they pronounce the word "MAGIC" through out their song. What the lead singer enunciate is MEIJIK. it's so FTW. Is this band sponsored by a pharmaceutical company who produces Troches yes It's MEIJI? Did they give you the famous antiseptic sweets so that you can mention the company's name through out the song?

Puhlease if you want to sing about song using foreign word. Get it right!!! I know maybe you don't have enough English lesson during your school time but still this is a basic word! M-A-G-I-C its not pronounces as [mei-jik], it's [maj-ik]
It's killing me just to know that you don't know  how to pronounce this simple word. You don't have to watch Harry Potter just to hear the correct pronunciation of this word. I'll sue you for assaulting my ear due to your stupidity.

And one more thing. This is for the radio announcer who doesn't know how to pronounce the word GENRE [zhahn-ruh]. If you think that you're a radio announcer and you still enunciate this noun like [jen-re] please resign and take more intense English course or let a primary school child teach you, I bet children nowadays are more proficient in English than you are. Your confidence in pronouncing the wrong way just show how Stupid and persistent you are. Please don't claim that you're working let alone interested in music industry without knowing how to enunciate this word properly.


XOXO


Teddy Bear

How motorcycle works in decreasing number of population!

Since our country has problems with population control, our government comes up with a brilliant idea: Motorcycle.

Yes Motorcycle

How the mechanism of motorcycle works in curbing our population.
1. Motorcycle is one of the unsafest mode of transportation available.  Motorcycle works as the bringer of the accident, actually it's not the fault of the motorcycle but the motorcyclist himself. So yeah by having more motorcyles available on the road, not only it chokes up the traffic, it increases the risk of accidents. Don't we love it. We know how motorcyclist ride their vehicles, LIKE MOTORCYCLIST FROM HELL! they diregard the signs, taking opposite lanes and etc. So with those characteristics, voila! we have more accidents happening. By having more accidents, we have more casualties, furthermore if they died it just helps with the number of our population.

 
See how increasing motorcycles contributes to the chance of decreasing our population :)

2. In case you don't know, our motorcyclist spend more time on the road than anybody else. Guess what by spending more time riding those motorcycle, they're producing worse SPERMS. yes ladies and gentlemen, lower quality and quantity of SPERMS. The heat from the machine is simply bad for the sperms. That's why by having lower quality and quantity of sperm, the chances of fertilization is lower hence lower birth and therefore our target of decreasing number of population works. YAY!

Notes from an sarcastic and angry teddy bear towards simply imbecile motorcyclists

XOXO

Teddy Bear